Smells like 45 minutes of “Check 1-2” and existential dread. Whether you’re the one behind the mic or the one fumbling with the XLR, this candle perfectly captures that chaotic pre-show cocktail of panic, caffeine, and “why isn’t the left speaker working?”
Scent profile:
🔥 Stage fright with hints of stale coffee
🔥 A bold splash of “was that feedback or my tinnitus?”
🔥 Subtle undertones of sweat, panic, and passive-aggressive eye contact
Perfect for:
🎤 Vocalists pretending everything’s fine
🎧 Engineers who age 5 years during line checks
🎸 Bands arguing about who’s too loud (spoiler: it’s the drummer)
Burn it before the gig. Or after. Or during your emotional recovery. Because if you’re gonna spiral, at least make the room smell amazing.
